Ancient Artifact Found in Family's Couch

Well, it wasn't exactly an artifact, but it was ancient. Cinnamon Henke at MyWahmLife tagged me to write about one disgusting thing I've found in my house. And after pondering all the disgusting things I've found under my children's beds, behind doors, in the bottom of a closet, in the lettuce bin of my refrigerator, I'd have to say the most disgusting thing was what appeared to be a sandwich, approximately six months old, in a Zip-loc baggie, deep within the recesses of my couch.

Now I'm not sure, mind you. It had all the markings of a sandwich. (It was square, and in a sandwich bag.) Nevertheless, it was a greenish color, moist looking, and squishy, and I was very thankful the baggie had stayed zipped and air-tight. See, this turned out to be an advertisement for Zip-loc! How did the sandwich get there? What ancient culture left it there for us to find? I'm not sure. But I'd bet they carried book bags, wore lip gloss, and were addicted to instant messaging. Hmm...

Up next...I tag Ginene at FlavaofBlog. What have you got?