Life Sans Internet

Help! I'm stuck on a beach without the Internet, or at least not much Internet. I had hoped I'd be able to get online down here with Time Warner's Speed Zone. But to put it kindly, the name of the service is not exactly accurate. More appropriate would be Time Warner's Barely Online Zone. Very frustrating, especially when I had hoped to get a little transcription work done down here. Oh well. Guess I'll just have to relax and enjoy my vacation.